Shitposters are using sophisticated Bitcoin satellites to troll each other

Since December, a sophisticated set of satellites has beamed the entire Bitcoin BTC blockchain to Earth to enable use of the network without an internet connection — but cryptocurrency fans are now harnessing its power to viciously troll each other.

can your shitcoin do this? https://t.co/Hl9HBipPYL

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 8, 2019

I can do this all day. I have more sats than your entire country https://t.co/MaAxOxrvEc

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 9, 2019

Thanks to blockchain firm Blockstream, anyone at all can attach messages to Bitcoin transactions sent via the Lightning Network, later streamed to Earth all the way from space.

An automated bot deployed by community member @notgrubles has been sharing the texts with tweets, and lately, there’s an abundance of shitposts.

ORANGE COIN GO UP https://t.co/sfhvwhzjP2

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 10, 2019

Strictly Confidential and Urgent Business Proposal.

Re: Transfer Of Usd $21,500.000 – Twenty – One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Us Dollars Only.

I am a member of the Federal Government Of Nigerian https://t.co/CYnNEhTmbS

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 9, 2019

Can Craig Wright sue a satellite transmission? No? Good. Fuck that guy. https://t.co/UUNv96GV2G

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 9, 2019

Bitcoin is going to a million dollars and John McAfee’s penis will be safe. https://t.co/SoXkSOGXcn

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 7, 2019

Satellites to help shed reliance on the internet

Bitcoin miners and nodes must communicate to keep the blockchain running smoothly, and while the network is indeed decentralized, it still overtly relies on the internet to function.

To help, Blockstream’s five satellites have been strategically positioned to provide maximum Earth coverage: one each over North and South America, Africa, Europe, and Asia.

Satellite coverage courtesy of Blockstream

In that sense, Blockstream’s satellites serve as a safety net for Bitcoin‘s full nodes: if internet connections go down, network participants can switch to streaming their data via satellite to keep the dream alive.

It doesn’t cost $10 to send Bitcoin

Altcoin fans have also attempted to turn Bitcoin‘s satellites against itself by rehashing the meme that its fees are far too high to use the network efficiently (current average fee: $2.437).

Bitcoin, the best money the world has ever seen. No one spends it, can cost $10+ to spend it, and take hours to confirm. #innovation https://t.co/UpvfN5mXD1

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 9, 2019

shitcoiners are now ironically using Bitcoin to beam messages to space for fractions of a cent to show us how Bitcoin is broken… CryptoNT https://t.co/pTozqyQRSJ

— Blockstream Satellite Transmission Feed (@satnode) July 9, 2019

Transaction fees aren’t a huge issue, especially in this instance. Blockstream handles payments for messages with the Lightning Network, so these texts are able to be sent for as little as 50 mSat per byte.

In fact, it would cost just 0.0000000340 BTC ($0.00044) to beam the phrase “This Bitcoin transaction did not cost more than $10″ to Earth.

Yo this is pretty cheap tho

If you’re keen to give the Blockstream Satellite a try, all you need is a little bit of Bitcoin, a wallet that supports the Lightning Network, and something worth saying. Check it out here.

Published July 10, 2019 — 13:32 UTC

David Canellis

David Canellis

July 10, 2019 — 13:32 UTC

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